By proxy of living with my darling husband, a die-hard New England sports fan, there is almost always something sports related on. Be it a game or someone talking about sports - and when baseball season is in full swing, it gets cranked up to an even higher level - Oh yes, Fantasy Baseball season is right around the corner! That’s cool – I have known this about him since the day we met and it is part of what makes Cliff so fantastically Cliff.
For many
reasons, I find it to be a sweet cosmic strike that he was lucky enough to have
two daughters. My girls like sports,
even enjoy the frick out of many sports, both playing and watching. Sophie has been playing basketball for a few
years now, and she seems to kick some butt and plays some tenacious D (I
couldn’t resist). Katie is no slouch and
as a family we play wiffle ball and throw a ball around and we certainly watch
games in the house (remember, Cliff and the sports on the television).
But there is just some sort of genetic
difference between the way girls and boys experience sports. As the Patriots game were in the final nail
biting minutes last night, Sophie was
making some important inquiries about
the mechanics of the game, like “Daddy, how many downs are each team allowed to
get? What happens if he hits this field
goal? What happened during sudden death
overtime?” All good questions – but her timing was amusing. To me.
My inspiration
does not lie in the Patriots – although I respect the fact that it does for
many people.
My inspiration
is to somehow come to peace with the Super Bowl. I do not give a rats ass about football or
the culmination of a sports season that I just grit my teeth and barrel
through. In many ways the Super Bowl is
a relief to me – it means no more football until September. I have attended far too many Super Bowl
parties that I have not enjoyed – because it involves a sport and an event that
I do not care about. I have lived long
enough and my time is far too precious to spend it doing something that I do
not care about.
I will watch every game of the World
Series. I truly love basketball –
the Celtics are exciting and athletic and sexy to watch. Hell, I even got all juiced up watching
hockey last year. But I will not fake it
for football. And just like I would not
expect Cliff to spend an afternoon thrift store shopping, getting his nails
done and watching a marathon of Sex in the City, happily, he does not expect me
to trail after him to a Super Bowl party. We have come to an understanding.
However, Cliff does care about the Super Bowl and his team, The Patriots are playing this
year. And for him – I want them to win –
because I know it will make him happy.
So, I don’t
know where he will watch it – but I hope he enjoys it and whoops it up every
second – I will pick him up and drop him off anyplace he pleases, so he can
drink and celebrate and get home safe. I
will even make pigs in blankets for the occasion. As long as I don’t have to go to any Super
Bowl party.
No comments:
Post a Comment